….If anyone knows the answer to this please let me know! My girls are 5 years old now, they’ve been with me since they were about 16 months old and you would think I would have found a way by now. I don’t mean that they are in a perpetual state of excitement, bounding around like a kid on e numbers, but at certain times of day they are like a pair of toothy, clawy maniacs. When they first moved in with me, just the act of me waking up in a morning was enough to send them into a frenzy of joy – bounding around the room, ricocheting off the bed..you get the idea. Admittedly they have come to learn that the fact I manage to open my eyes every morning is no real cause for excitement (although they do tend to still show signs of this with my step daughter), but walk time or our arrival home is a time fraught with danger for both hounds and humans.
First the ‘return of pack members’: the girls are gated into the kitchen/dining/conservatory when we are out and have free access to the garden via a very large doggy door. I began to suspect that gating them back from the front door was a good idea when I found that I had permanent bruises and scratches all over from their greetings, but I knew it was a good idea when I returned home to find that they had managed to dead lock the yale lock from the inside during their raptures and I had to break into my own house. I”ve tried all the recommended methods – turning my back (ouch), ignoring them until they are calm (that could take days following each return), I even tried a water spray in desperation but that just winds them up all the more. For months if not years now I have stuck with approaching the dog gate whilst calmly repeating ‘away’ and withdrawing my hand from the latch each time front paws leave the ground. But still I am greeted by howling, bounding, jumping, whirling hounds each time. They don’t seem to suffer from separation anxiety, they honestly don’t seem to care less if we are out, they curl up on the sofa together and don’t move once they have made sure that the catfood bowl has been thoroughly licked. I suspect we could set a motion sensor alarm and it not be triggered until home-time.
Secondly and mot dangerously is ‘walkies’. Now they haven’t a clue what that word means, I could stand and shout walkies at them all day and they wouldn’t stir but somehow they just know…no matter how much I try to disguise my intentions and act all casual, they know exactly when I am about to approach the leads…then all hell breaks loose; Sky grabs the nearest toy and races round and round the table refusing to come anywhere near the lead holder and Jet just launches at you with jaws air-snapping at an alarming rate. Ok, so here is the usual scenario: I pick up the leads as quietly as I can (by now Sky is racing toy in mouth and Jet is launching), I take the leads and sit on the sofa, Sky and Jet take it in turns to ricochet off said sofa, I instruct them to lie down whenever they approach me, which they often do for a nano second, then they are off again, eventually I have both of them laying at my feet, wriggling in excitement, air-snapping and whining, I gently attempt to attach leads, both hounds employ various methods to avoid leads (?), Sky ducks and dives with her head or simply runs off again, Jet air snaps and then gets herself in such a state that she runs off to the water bowl for a drink….eventually both return to lie down and I snap leads on as fast as possible and finally get out of the door after our 20 minute ritual. Once out of the door, Jet plods along like she is thoroughly bored already and Sky at least has the decency to look pleased to be out. On returning home, they whine at me for their post walk biccy then retire to their beds where they collapse in exhaustion. Five minutes later should I decide to walk them again (in theory) the same scene would ensue as if they hadn’t had a walk in a month.
As I type this, Jet is lying on the sofa next to me in true collapsed greyhound fashion, her sweet greying muzzle twitching as she dreams and it is hard to imagine the danger of her flying paws and teeth and she (and Sky) are really almost perfect dogs (slightly biased) but I do find myself wondering when they will slow down and become the uber chilled hounds that I am assured aged greys become….
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